Latin Lover's Code

BoriquaBoy415 (11:36:38 PM): You didn't try to find Raul did you?

ILikeSlushies (11:36:55 PM): ....nooo....

BoriquaBoy415 (11:37:17 PM): Good

BoriquaBoy415 (11:37:30 PM): He's not a good latin lover for you

ILikeSlushies (11:37:49 PM): D:

ILikeSlushies (11:37:58 PM): Why noooot?

BoriquaBoy415 (11:38:23 PM): Because he stole you from your true Latin Lover

BoriquaBoy415 (11:38:31 PM): Latin lovers don't do that

BoriquaBoy415 (11:38:39 PM): There's a code we must up hold

ILikeSlushies (11:39:55 PM): o.o a code?

BoriquaBoy415 (11:40:09 PM): Yes here it is!

BoriquaBoy415 (11:40:18 PM): 1) Always speak with a sexy accent

BoriquaBoy415 (11:40:37 PM): 2) Never Macarena

ILikeSlushies (11:41:00 PM): D:

BoriquaBoy415 (11:41:04 PM): 3) Avoid Sloppy Juan's Food Mercado at all costs

BoriquaBoy415 (11:41:33 PM): 4) Always, always wear shirts that show off your chest

BoriquaBoy415 (11:42:18 PM): 5) Always have castanets playing when talk sexy

BoriquaBoy415 (11:43:20 PM): 6) Always stay aloof. A pretty mamacita asks what Spanish race you are, simply reply it does not matter because I'm sexy!

BoriquaBoy415 (11:43:54 PM): This one es muy importante!

BoriquaBoy415 (11:44:02 PM): 7) Never grow sideburns!

BoriquaBoy415 (11:44:29 PM): Sideburns are not sexy for Latin Lovers...that's part of the Italian Stalians code

ILikeSlushies (11:44:45 PM): I agree.

BoriquaBoy415 (11:44:56 PM): This is paramount

BoriquaBoy415 (11:45:04 PM): The final rule in the Latin Lover's code

ILikeSlushies (11:45:08 PM): o:

BoriquaBoy415 (11:45:47 PM): Never, never, never, nunca steal a woman from another Latin Lover, especially when she is being wooed

ILikeSlushies (11:46:46 PM): or what? o:

BoriquaBoy415 (11:47:00 PM): Simple

BoriquaBoy415 (11:47:13 PM): Abuela will come out and beat you with the chankla (slipper)