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Suijin23 (6:18:27 PM): nuts. DX My mom is in that room. ILikeSlushies (6:18:46 PM): D: ILikeSlushies (6:18:50 PM): what's that mean for you? Suijin23 (6:19:14 PM): I can't play the game without being rude to her. DX ILikeSlushies (6:19:27 PM): D: ILikeSlushies (6:19:29 PM): Oh dear ILikeSlushies (6:19:35 PM): what a conundrum ILikeSlushies (6:19:40 PM): now you'll have to stay ILikeSlushies (6:19:44 PM): and talk to me ): ILikeSlushies (6:19:46 PM): what a shame. Suijin23 (6:20:23 PM): Or I can go downstairs and say I'm getting a drink to see what she's doing and if she's on the phone ask if I can use the TV. >D ILikeSlushies (6:20:42 PM): ooooh. You dastardly thing you.
BoriquaBoy415 (11:36:38 PM): You didn't try to find Raul did you? ILikeSlushies (11:36:55 PM): ....nooo.... BoriquaBoy415 (11:37:17 PM): Good BoriquaBoy415 (11:37:30 PM): He's not a good latin lover for you ILikeSlushies (11:37:49 PM): D: ILikeSlushies (11:37:58 PM): Why noooot? BoriquaBoy415 (11:38:23 PM): Because he stole you from your true Latin Lover BoriquaBoy415 (11:38:31 PM): Latin lovers don't do that BoriquaBoy415 (11:38:39 PM): There's a code we must up hold ILikeSlushies (11:39:55 PM): o.o a code? BoriquaBoy415 (11:40:09 PM): Yes here it is! BoriquaBoy415 (11:40:18 PM): 1) Always speak with a sexy accent BoriquaBoy415 (11:40:37 PM): 2) Never Macarena ILikeSlushies (11:41:00 PM): D: BoriquaBoy415 (11:41:04 PM): 3) Avoid Sloppy Juan's Food Mercado at all costs BoriquaBoy415 (11:41:33 PM): 4) Always, always wear shirts that show off your chest BoriquaBoy415 (11:42:18 PM): 5) Always have castanets playing when talk sexy BoriquaBoy415 (11:43:20 PM): 6) Always stay aloof. A pretty mamacita asks what Spanish race you are, simply reply it does not matter because I'm sexy! BoriquaBoy415 (11:43:54 PM): This one es muy importante! BoriquaBoy415 (11:44:02 PM): 7) Never grow sideburns! BoriquaBoy415 (11:44:29 PM): Sideburns are not sexy for Latin Lovers...that's part of the Italian Stalians code ILikeSlushies (11:44:45 PM): I agree. BoriquaBoy415 (11:44:56 PM): This is paramount BoriquaBoy415 (11:45:04 PM): The final rule in the Latin Lover's code ILikeSlushies (11:45:08 PM): o: BoriquaBoy415 (11:45:47 PM):
Never, never, never, nunca steal a woman from another Latin Lover, especially when she is being wooed ILikeSlushies (11:46:46 PM): or what? o: BoriquaBoy415 (11:47:00 PM): Simple BoriquaBoy415 (11:47:13 PM): Abuela will come out and beat you with the chankla (slipper)